My Bum is in a hell of a mess again, any advice?

I decided to bail my Bum out and paid the £4.30 he owed the loan shark but he has got himself into more trouble! He went to Short Sighted But Sadistic Sid's Pawn Shop and pawned 4 gold teeth for a tenner, he then went to Big Barry the Leg Breakers Bookie Shop and backed Newcastle to win the league, not only did he put the tenner on but he also got credit on his future earnings against having his legs broken if he lost the bet. He now has £10.73 riding on Newcastle at 3,000,000-1 which will win him £32,190,000, which he reckons will keep him in White Lightning for 3 weeks! There are 2 problems though, A: He never had any gold teeth, they were just yellow ones that Sid couldn't see properly and B: Heather Mills has more chance of getting her log-over with Sir Paul again than Newcastle have of winning the league! So which is it, do I help him out or do I let Barry break his legs and Sid have his sadistic way with him?

My Bum is in a hell of a mess again, any advice?
Help him!





I would suggest giving a few hundred quid, a ticket to prague, and several bottles of absinth.





Be a good samaritan u total huge bum hole of t.it
Reply:LOL ur both mental !! Report It

Reply:yr rite,u r a huge anus
Reply:What?!





Whoever this bum is get rid of him now sounds like bad news. Let his legs be broken may teach him a lesson.
Reply:get rid of the bum!
Reply:Let sid have his way with him, if you're into that kind of thing you can help out. Then let barry take over, if he's not interested maybe he can hire Heather mills to do his dirty work for him. What a tangled web you weave, when you decieve.
Reply:commit suicide
Reply:i think your bums sticky situation should be left well alone!!


i personally wouldnt touch your bum with a ten foot barge pole!!








xx kiss xx for you, not your bum!!!
Reply:hmmm
Reply:give him concrete wellies and send him for a swim...
Reply:OK....Think youre talking out of your bum!!!
Reply:get rid you deserve better
Reply:Oh dear ur bum is in a mess this time , if he doesnt get help soon it will be much worse coz if he has no legs his a s s will be a hell of a chaffed draggin along the ground . A bum with a sore bum .....



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