Dining at KFC - Trini Style?

Posse, I sure some of you have some stories about dining in restaurants in trinidad- Especially KFC :) Let me hear it nah..





A few years ago I had the pleasure of dining at at one of Trinidad's best food establishments, KFC. The line re-defines the term "fast-food" . So I am #6 in line. The people in front of me include (real names not used)..





BEAULAH: the worlds first person to donate a stomach to a dying cow (who already has three stomachs) and still maintain a healthy size 92 waist





SHENIQUA: complete with gold teeth, weave and powdered chest





JAH CURRY: the confused indian with a 'proud to be black' T-shirt on





NOTORIOUS D. I. G: apparently a very good miner, searching deep within the nasal cavity for hidden treasure.





POOR DIDDY: covered in bling from Opnet and Guccie (yes thats how it was spelt on the shades he had on) oversize sunglasses.

Dining at KFC - Trini Style?
oh gosh, ah deading.... u cud make some good money with this girl!!! haha..


some ah dem kfc ppl is really the worse yes, daz why i does go drive true now, so ah doh have to see dey screw up pan.....


the ppl who does give me real trouble is dem Pennywise workers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now them is the worse(well most ah dem)


ppl in dey doh like me at all boy...
Reply:Lol, sounds like Trinidad all right.





Damn, why are Trini and Guyanese girls so hot?
Reply:sure you're not an author! girl yuh have meh laughing in work - and doing a report ain't funny, if ah get fired is you ah blaming
Reply:I am so glad I can cook my own damn food...because of customer service like this.





I loved this story, and I needed to laugh, after the day I had yesterday. Here is a star.
Reply:Oh gud girl, like the odda girl say if I get fired I blaming you, eh.


Man sitting here normal in the ppl dem wuk and then I read dis, wha the mudder ***...


well yes...meh belly hutting meh now


judge to di ment yes....


why trinis idle so LOL
Reply:You ever considered taking up a career as a stand-up comedian? I am enjoying your stories, and struggling to write because I am laughing so much.
Reply:I gone home for the Barain match. So is the Wednesday now and the boys come over to watch the game. Mummy make, pealau, potatoe salad, macaroni pie,stew turkey, and a corn soup to start with.





Is only 8 ah we, but yuh know how Trini man is they ha to finish the pot no matter what. Anyway, we eat and down 4 bottle of meh friend Johnny black and ah Johnny Swing.





Oh gosh we win and man drunk no @$$. But we hungry again. Man, is order 2 bucket of KFC and is mad celebration.


Posse yuh boy drunk and fall down in the little canal at the road side. While I lay down dey the sky was looking nice nice and I ain't moving. IFC come, but me ain't moving. They take the money from meh pocket and pay the man. People while I lay down dey the nasties go eat chicken over meh and drop the bone with ah little piece ah chicken on meh stomach.





All yuh could vex but every piece they drop I eat and suck the bone like is a p****
Reply:I coming by you when dey fire meh. ah done reach on d people work 2:30 this evening (and ah working 8 -4) and you have meh laughing loud loud here.
Reply:I love it, keep them coming
Reply:LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...


Thanks fuh de laugh dreaddy ☺
Reply:Too funny Frigg!
Reply:you are good girl
Reply:I am rolling all over the office floor. People want to know if i am going mad. Keep them coming.
Reply:I thought this was funny. Sheniqua done cuss the lady before she can order the food. Selassli, Jah, I and I (one order at a time). That one funny as hell.
Reply:that is trinidad KFC


lol....lol
Reply:Gyul, way you does get these tings from? yuh good.


LMAO.


Give dem the one about in Tobago and the ambulance and yuh uncle. lol
Reply:Oh Gawd gyul! This was frigging hilarious. I all the way in the US South --can we say REDNECKS people?-- and I laughing like mad all over this place. Can't believe how much I miss home when I see stories like this!



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