Diss rap the final...dissin' myself?

Yo, I tried to battle freestyle but I got slayed


these biches came at me like Big Tuck and I got sprayed


they rap better then Fitty, Snoop and Shock G combined


it's amazin' that they're not plagiarizin'


because, yo, I'm now realizing


that it's my behind and


teeth that are gonna get kicked


if I keep up this suburban rapper bull$hitt


I'm gonna tuck my dicck between my legs


and crawl home and work on my game


these biches need pills they raps are so insane


they must have tons of chicks that prolly laid their egg


now I got that egg on my face and it tastes like mace


big black boot in the a$$ comin' out my face


gold teeth I'm gonna get an' prolly break my neck


I can't handle the real so I better hit eject


on the tape deck these biches should be blastin' out the speaker


they raps are gettin' stronger while mine are only gettin' weaker


I thought I could rap but yo I was dreamin'


I died, but at least I went out screamin'.





Thanks a bunch guys. That was fun.

Diss rap the final...dissin' myself?
Im sorry i didn't mean to teach you a lesson,


it's just that rhymin is my givin profession,


and honestly, online battlin is quite odd,


to me it feels kinda like prayin to God,


I know someones there but nobody answers,


but please dont harm your self because of our answers,


its true i spit fiyah like Dylan said,


and its true I'll smack fire out ur head,


and it's true that you are probably in the burbs chillin,


in a house with extended high rise ceilings,


but me im in the slums with bums trying to get crumbs,


and I break thumbs if you come between me and my funds,


and don't ever let anyone tell you you can't rhyme,


from each post you did you got better, it takes time,


to mastermind your rhyme like mine,


hop on mics and spit slang thats so devine,


But Ima tell you something you might not have heard,


You spit better than 90% of rappers, and thats my word!!





It was fun rhyming with you homie...GO TO YOUR LOCAL OPEN MICS AND BLAZE THEM!!! FIND WACK CREWS AND SMOKE THEM!!! KEEP GOING OFF THE TOP OFF THE DOME AND YOU WILL BE STRAIGHT!!! and why am I yelling....i dunno...anyways it was cool...hope to online rhyme with ya again sometime
Reply:HAHA. Yours was funny. I had fun 2.
Reply:who was the three that owned you? lemme guess, German Spurs, AIM, and the champ EVIL CONSCIENCE? actin like any of them beat me, "son, that's NONSENSE" I got love for my homies, I won't be "dissin the peeps", but you can't knock my hustle and the "way that I eat" Let me give you some pointers, some help, some "quick tips", #1 don't go pop like LL and start "lickin yo lips" #2 more "complicated rhymes", #3 bring the punches like you was "blastin an nine" #4 more references, like "son, I can't see the ****** in you, just the ****** in your words, do you want an ICE CUBE for the pain? next time use some COMMON SENSE". #5 you need a kill line like, "I eat your rhymes like HANNIBAL LECTER, and If Vida was as hot as your lines I'D REJECT HER"





I'm just tryin ta help..holla back if you wanna battle..you ain't that bad anyway, just gotta work on the multies and refrences...





who do you had the best lines (this post and the last two?)


BY THE WAY, KEEP ALL YO BEEF ON WAX
Reply:taas. even tho i didnt enter tha 1st battle, i was tha strongest contestant in tha 2nd 1. So i can now crown myself da KING OF DIS DIS THANG. Respect i deserve 4rm yall. was fun tho. next half. peace.
Reply:Yup it was fun for me too!
Reply:hahahahah damn. yall messed up!! just crushin this persons dreams and stuff!lol dang dude if you wanna keep rappin its okay!! get knocked down get back up!lol damn i shoulda got into this one! damn. next time tho
Reply:A little bit late, but I responded in battle #2. Kinda short, butfun nonetheless.



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