Today I have invented the AINOAHT: Americans In Need Of A Humour Transplant. These poor unfortunate human zombies believe everything their government and media tells them. Living their lives TOTALLY in fear!
They work incredibly long hours and ask no questions for fear of being sacked and their families forced to beg at churches!
They are FORCED to shop for things they DON'T NEED or really want, but can't resist the idea of 4 seperate payments of $19.95, or a one off payment of $19.95.
Their media has them completely in fear daily, of being robbed outside their homes by large African Americans with gold teeth, African Killer Bees, White powder seeping under their doors and the cracks in their windows, and a terrible fear of being shot from a parked car in a gas station.
94% of Americans have a bunker in their back garden filled with enough cans of beans to feed an entire borough in NY for 17 years. Please Please Please help.
Just £1 can pay for 44,000 Brain Transplants!
Charity for Americans in need of humoUr transplant, help?
Hey I got a couple questions for you if you have the balls to answer them...
!) why do you hate americans?
2) why are british people like you so arrogant??
You pussy!! I bet you wont respond
Reply:Well, you failed, I guess someone else will have to provide the US with some humor, because you are not equipped, thank you for reminding me not to watch British films,
Reply:While you're at it,you could earmark a portion of those funds for a Fix Our Teeth and Save Us From Fish and Chips Blimey fund for Brits.
Reply:Try not to let the fact that you have an abnormally small penis get to you.
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Sunday, August 2, 2009
Would the tax revenue from greencards motivate Bush to take over a few more oil laiden counties?
I sure as hell don't want to pay to send them back. and the good old american laborer has long been cramming over his school work. Nobody wants their nastey jobs anymore and our grandparents told us not to do that... go to school...so we did. Won't legalizing them save all of us money? It's like torturing immigrants that come off the boat because they are poor and uneducated like our forefathers who kicked butt to keep us free the only difference is now they use gold teeth instead of wood.
Would the tax revenue from greencards motivate Bush to take over a few more oil laiden counties?
right on! what kind of idiot would use wooden teeth?
Reply:Try the spell-checker - it really works!
Reply:There are fees for processing the green cards but no tax revenues. Somehow, you're reasoning escapes me.
Reply:Yeah... What?
Reply:I'm sure you have a good point in there but I must admit even I who can read even gibberish,cant find your point.Perhaps its just been a busy day for me and I am not up to top speed.I don't mean to sound rude at all so don't get angry with me .
Note to poster above they made dentures out of wood because they didn't know how to make them of anything else.George Washington was supposed to have wooden dentures.
Reply:Exactly the opposite. First, the reason there are limits on poor immigrants is because poor people don't pay much in taxes and don't cover their cost in education and other services. Second, studies have been done that show if legalized they would become eligible for many more services and would be even more expensive than they are now.
You can't have both a welfare state and unlimited immigration. There was no welfare state when most of our ancestors came, and the rest still came legally, under alloted quotas.
The cost goes the other way. After the problem is solved there might be other reasons for legalizing screened illegals (NOT to bring in family for risk of quadrupaling numbers that already cripple our schools). However, cost does not cut in favor of it.
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Would the tax revenue from greencards motivate Bush to take over a few more oil laiden counties?
right on! what kind of idiot would use wooden teeth?
Reply:Try the spell-checker - it really works!
Reply:There are fees for processing the green cards but no tax revenues. Somehow, you're reasoning escapes me.
Reply:Yeah... What?
Reply:I'm sure you have a good point in there but I must admit even I who can read even gibberish,cant find your point.Perhaps its just been a busy day for me and I am not up to top speed.I don't mean to sound rude at all so don't get angry with me .
Note to poster above they made dentures out of wood because they didn't know how to make them of anything else.George Washington was supposed to have wooden dentures.
Reply:Exactly the opposite. First, the reason there are limits on poor immigrants is because poor people don't pay much in taxes and don't cover their cost in education and other services. Second, studies have been done that show if legalized they would become eligible for many more services and would be even more expensive than they are now.
You can't have both a welfare state and unlimited immigration. There was no welfare state when most of our ancestors came, and the rest still came legally, under alloted quotas.
The cost goes the other way. After the problem is solved there might be other reasons for legalizing screened illegals (NOT to bring in family for risk of quadrupaling numbers that already cripple our schools). However, cost does not cut in favor of it.
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I really only want to hear from Tupac or Biggie fans?
I am 28, still love almost everything 2Pac had to say, and I am female. But I have Biggie songs I love, too. I want to know who you felt had the most to say, and who said it best. Tupac wasn't just a rapper talking about gold teeth and hos to me.
I really only want to hear from Tupac or Biggie fans?
I agree with u.Tupac wasn't about hos,money and stuff like that.And that's why I love him and most of the fans do,he was a special rapper!He talked about the problems in our society and how we should make our world better.Noone can be compared to 2pac.His music had quality;today's rap music is crap! They talk about the same things in every song and it's really boring.Only 2pac knew how to make good music and write great lyrics!
Reply:BIGGIE IS BETTA THEN TUPAC NY DAY ***** YA HEARD
Reply:who cares
Reply:tupac was smarter, poetic and had more to say. i believe had tupac been raised in a different environment he would of been into politics. he should definitely be remembered.
Reply:ahhh you might wanna go listen to them songs again tupac was a poet.but biggie is much better i think..... it was all dream my favorite song
Reply:And you think Joni Mitchell fans wouldn't love to answer your questions? Who's Tupac and what's a Biggy?
Reply:Tupac was deep. Biggie was a pervert.
Reply:there both great but Tupac only god could judge me
Reply:i think they both were amazing and they were both pioneers for ghetto rap.
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I really only want to hear from Tupac or Biggie fans?
I agree with u.Tupac wasn't about hos,money and stuff like that.And that's why I love him and most of the fans do,he was a special rapper!He talked about the problems in our society and how we should make our world better.Noone can be compared to 2pac.His music had quality;today's rap music is crap! They talk about the same things in every song and it's really boring.Only 2pac knew how to make good music and write great lyrics!
Reply:BIGGIE IS BETTA THEN TUPAC NY DAY ***** YA HEARD
Reply:who cares
Reply:tupac was smarter, poetic and had more to say. i believe had tupac been raised in a different environment he would of been into politics. he should definitely be remembered.
Reply:ahhh you might wanna go listen to them songs again tupac was a poet.but biggie is much better i think..... it was all dream my favorite song
Reply:And you think Joni Mitchell fans wouldn't love to answer your questions? Who's Tupac and what's a Biggy?
Reply:Tupac was deep. Biggie was a pervert.
Reply:there both great but Tupac only god could judge me
Reply:i think they both were amazing and they were both pioneers for ghetto rap.
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What do you think of my Poem??
Ok… I posted this earlier, but some people were confused on what it meant. So, I worked on it. And I know its sorta long, but PLEASE read it and let me know what you think. Thank you! ( I don’t normally do free verse or whatever… so this was hard for me..)
Here it is (not title yet):
That deep, lonely, and scary place,
my only last resort.
With tear-stained cheeks, I contemplate.
How can this be so real?
Become my true reality?
Didn’t know this was near,
I was taken by surprise,
and now I’m paying.
Everything appears so dismal.
Dark, long, matted-up hair,
hangs shaggy over my green eyes.
Smokey, purple bruises,
spread quickly across my body,
like some deadly disease.
Always retching so endlessly,
the stench of spewing liquid,
like stomach virus all the time.
The scent just makes me cringe.
Blisters bubble across my hands,
a burning sensation.
Appear from tugging at the ropes,
that drape along my neck and hands.
Blisters begin to bleed badly,
no longer can I tug,
or pull at the thick, light-brown ropes.
Hands now so delicate,
afraid they might break if I keep tugging.
And all in the meantime,
you sit in your stupid corner,
and snicker at me loud,
showing your bountiful gold teeth.
Treat me like I’m just dirt,
as I sob and shout for my life.
Stare up at the dark sky,
wondering why this is my life.
How I got stuck,
in this deep, dark, mud-like substance,
I’m living my last resort,
and I can’t seem to just break free.
Dying in this dark hole,
I only wish for freedom.
What do you think of my Poem??
this was very raw and i loved it the way you desrcibed everything so thourougly but short and simple this poem is great
Reply:Very dark thoughts there. You a descendant of Edgar Allen Poe?
Reply:I also thinks its dark. Is this how you feel?? why are you so sad ? well I hope things get better for you. The poem is very descriptive and flows nicely.
Reply:wow i liked it i really did but i think if you end it with a piece of hope it will make it more wonderfull but it is nice i liked it i really did keep on............
Reply:Miserable whining drivel. Write something amusing or wierd not just moaning winging depressive mush.
Reply:this is a really great poem. to me it reminds me of a slave, but with a mix of now. you doing all the labor while someone sits by and watches(then). the gold teeth remind me of now like it might be a grill.
Reply:Honestly, it's interesting but I still don't like it... It's not you or your poem I realize, now. It's just my taste in things.
This particular poem seems to go from something...of the mystic 'mambo-jumbo' sort, to someone being imprisoned like a slave from old times. Perhaps that's what throws me off 'n turns me off...?
Perhaps if you note where it changes, you can choose 1 path. Perhaps you could make 2 poems from the words in this 1 poem...?
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Here it is (not title yet):
That deep, lonely, and scary place,
my only last resort.
With tear-stained cheeks, I contemplate.
How can this be so real?
Become my true reality?
Didn’t know this was near,
I was taken by surprise,
and now I’m paying.
Everything appears so dismal.
Dark, long, matted-up hair,
hangs shaggy over my green eyes.
Smokey, purple bruises,
spread quickly across my body,
like some deadly disease.
Always retching so endlessly,
the stench of spewing liquid,
like stomach virus all the time.
The scent just makes me cringe.
Blisters bubble across my hands,
a burning sensation.
Appear from tugging at the ropes,
that drape along my neck and hands.
Blisters begin to bleed badly,
no longer can I tug,
or pull at the thick, light-brown ropes.
Hands now so delicate,
afraid they might break if I keep tugging.
And all in the meantime,
you sit in your stupid corner,
and snicker at me loud,
showing your bountiful gold teeth.
Treat me like I’m just dirt,
as I sob and shout for my life.
Stare up at the dark sky,
wondering why this is my life.
How I got stuck,
in this deep, dark, mud-like substance,
I’m living my last resort,
and I can’t seem to just break free.
Dying in this dark hole,
I only wish for freedom.
What do you think of my Poem??
this was very raw and i loved it the way you desrcibed everything so thourougly but short and simple this poem is great
Reply:Very dark thoughts there. You a descendant of Edgar Allen Poe?
Reply:I also thinks its dark. Is this how you feel?? why are you so sad ? well I hope things get better for you. The poem is very descriptive and flows nicely.
Reply:wow i liked it i really did but i think if you end it with a piece of hope it will make it more wonderfull but it is nice i liked it i really did keep on............
Reply:Miserable whining drivel. Write something amusing or wierd not just moaning winging depressive mush.
Reply:this is a really great poem. to me it reminds me of a slave, but with a mix of now. you doing all the labor while someone sits by and watches(then). the gold teeth remind me of now like it might be a grill.
Reply:Honestly, it's interesting but I still don't like it... It's not you or your poem I realize, now. It's just my taste in things.
This particular poem seems to go from something...of the mystic 'mambo-jumbo' sort, to someone being imprisoned like a slave from old times. Perhaps that's what throws me off 'n turns me off...?
Perhaps if you note where it changes, you can choose 1 path. Perhaps you could make 2 poems from the words in this 1 poem...?
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Oh my GOSHHHHHHHHHHHH.Help!!!!!!!!!?
One of my friends wants to have GOLD TEETH!!Do you think that any guy would date her?
Oh my GOSHHHHHHHHHHHH.Help!!!!!!!!!?
hell no that stuff look stupid.
Reply:Sure...another guy who has those stupid gold teeth himself. Ick!
Reply:I think it is sexy....as long as they are fronts or "non-permanent". I also love big women so if she is big and has gold teeth, tell her to holla at ya boy!! ;-)
Reply:sure a lot of guys would..but can she get a good job that is the question
Reply:Yeah, y not. Atleast he can meet their daily expenses.
Reply:No way...that is just...dare i say it...sooooooooo ghetto!
It even sucks on a dude, but no way on a female!!!!!!!!!
Reply:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww get her out of it.
Reply:I don't think a gold smile would attract a guy, maybe a to steal them. I think she should stay the way she is, and use her natural smile as an advantage. I am a guy and I wouldn't like to see a false smile.
Reply:Probably!
Reply:Probably someone would but I think it looks awful.
Reply:A chick with a grill. If I was a dude, I would NOT go anywhere near her. I'm a girl, and I think the grills are just ugly, no matter who wears them. If you have your own teeth, and they look normal, why cover them up with a piece of flashy metal? Simply ridiculous.
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Oh my GOSHHHHHHHHHHHH.Help!!!!!!!!!?
hell no that stuff look stupid.
Reply:Sure...another guy who has those stupid gold teeth himself. Ick!
Reply:I think it is sexy....as long as they are fronts or "non-permanent". I also love big women so if she is big and has gold teeth, tell her to holla at ya boy!! ;-)
Reply:sure a lot of guys would..but can she get a good job that is the question
Reply:Yeah, y not. Atleast he can meet their daily expenses.
Reply:No way...that is just...dare i say it...sooooooooo ghetto!
It even sucks on a dude, but no way on a female!!!!!!!!!
Reply:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww get her out of it.
Reply:I don't think a gold smile would attract a guy, maybe a to steal them. I think she should stay the way she is, and use her natural smile as an advantage. I am a guy and I wouldn't like to see a false smile.
Reply:Probably!
Reply:Probably someone would but I think it looks awful.
Reply:A chick with a grill. If I was a dude, I would NOT go anywhere near her. I'm a girl, and I think the grills are just ugly, no matter who wears them. If you have your own teeth, and they look normal, why cover them up with a piece of flashy metal? Simply ridiculous.
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Where can a successful, attractive, 25 year old African-American female go to meet successful men?
I'm 5'8, 135 lbs, succesful, pretty and smart, but I can't find a decent man! I work in a small town but live in a larger town (Birmingham, Al) about 60 miles away. My last boyfriend was a doctor, so I have high standards in the quality of men I date. I'm a reporter and I want a man who is also educated, attractive, and professional. However, every guy I meet in Birmingham thinks he's in a rap video-- gold teeth, braids, jerseys, etc. Where can I find clean-cut, professional men who want a serious relationship? Race does not matter.
Where can a successful, attractive, 25 year old African-American female go to meet successful men?
I think you need to expand the circle of where you travel if that is the only type of man you meet. But that said, find a black ski group. Lots of successful single black men. Web search them or go here www.michaelbaisden.com I think there is a link to one there.
Reply:definitely not online.
try out in the world, like anywhere but online.
Reply:I'm right here(-;
Reply:when u find out let me know, cause i'm still searching in NJ...
Reply:Good advice dont be in a hurry to meet Mr. Right he will soon come along. You will know when you meet him when the time is right.
Reply:GIRL YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR A$$ TO DOWNTOWN NY-LIKE SOhO OR TRIBECA- THERES PLENTY OF SUCCESSFUL HANDSOME MEN THERE. WALL STREET, OH YOU CAN GO TO JAZZ CLUBS, ETC
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Where can a successful, attractive, 25 year old African-American female go to meet successful men?
I think you need to expand the circle of where you travel if that is the only type of man you meet. But that said, find a black ski group. Lots of successful single black men. Web search them or go here www.michaelbaisden.com I think there is a link to one there.
Reply:definitely not online.
try out in the world, like anywhere but online.
Reply:I'm right here(-;
Reply:when u find out let me know, cause i'm still searching in NJ...
Reply:Good advice dont be in a hurry to meet Mr. Right he will soon come along. You will know when you meet him when the time is right.
Reply:GIRL YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR A$$ TO DOWNTOWN NY-LIKE SOhO OR TRIBECA- THERES PLENTY OF SUCCESSFUL HANDSOME MEN THERE. WALL STREET, OH YOU CAN GO TO JAZZ CLUBS, ETC
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Am I the only one who feels the term baby daddy is ghetto?
When I hear the term "baby daddy" the image of someone with fake gold teeth and corn rows comes to me. I think using the term my childs father sounds more intellegent.
Am I the only one who feels the term baby daddy is ghetto?
no your not alone, it is ghetto and ignorant.
Reply:no you're not the only one, baby daddy is a ghetto term lol i should know people use it around me all the time!
Reply:I agree completely welcome to the dumbing down of America.
Reply:I agree! However, I don't get the image of corn rows because that's not ghetto that's black. I get the image of a low-life person!
I am black and I never use the term babby's daddy. I always say where is your son/daughter's father or something like that!
Reply:Well of course "child's father" sounds more inteligent.
Reply:I could not have agreed more with you. I can't stand when people says that
Reply:Oh my Gosh. I can't stand to hear people say that. For some reason, it makes me shame and I'm not the one saying it. Hear are some others I hate.
You know what I'm saying ( repeatedly)
On the real
my peeps and so on.
By the way, cornrows does not make you ghetto. Gold teeth make you weird. That's my opinion and I'm sticking with it.
Reply:I completely agree! I have always hated that expression myself!
Reply:thats is kinda ghetto a lot if you ask me
Reply:I think the term "baby daddy", is a misrepresentation of the endearing experience of parenthood.
Reply:No, you're not alone. I don't see cornrows and gold teeth, though. I see some poor child who is probably not getting child support.
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Am I the only one who feels the term baby daddy is ghetto?
no your not alone, it is ghetto and ignorant.
Reply:no you're not the only one, baby daddy is a ghetto term lol i should know people use it around me all the time!
Reply:I agree completely welcome to the dumbing down of America.
Reply:I agree! However, I don't get the image of corn rows because that's not ghetto that's black. I get the image of a low-life person!
I am black and I never use the term babby's daddy. I always say where is your son/daughter's father or something like that!
Reply:Well of course "child's father" sounds more inteligent.
Reply:I could not have agreed more with you. I can't stand when people says that
Reply:Oh my Gosh. I can't stand to hear people say that. For some reason, it makes me shame and I'm not the one saying it. Hear are some others I hate.
You know what I'm saying ( repeatedly)
On the real
my peeps and so on.
By the way, cornrows does not make you ghetto. Gold teeth make you weird. That's my opinion and I'm sticking with it.
Reply:I completely agree! I have always hated that expression myself!
Reply:thats is kinda ghetto a lot if you ask me
Reply:I think the term "baby daddy", is a misrepresentation of the endearing experience of parenthood.
Reply:No, you're not alone. I don't see cornrows and gold teeth, though. I see some poor child who is probably not getting child support.
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