American Charity and Gifts?

Today I have invented the AINOAHT:





Americans In Need Of A Humour Transplant. These poor unfortunate human zombies believe everything their government and media tells them. Living their lives TOTALLY in fear!





They work incredibly long hours and ask no questions for fear of Community ridicule and being sacked with they and their families forced to beg at churches!





They are FORCED to shop for things they DON'T NEED or want, but can't resist the idea of 4 seperate payments of $19.95, or a one off payment of $19.95.





Their media has them completely in fear daily, of being robbed outside their homes by large African Americans with gold teeth, African Killer Bees, White powder seeping under their doors and the cracks in their windows, and a terrible fear of being shot from a parked car in a gas station.





94% of Americans have a bunker in their back garden filled with enough cans of beans to feed an entire borough in NY for 17 years. Please Please Please help to stop Ignorance!.

American Charity and Gifts?
Ok, Stevie, I'll help to stop the ignorance.


What a shame you have such a poor image of Americans.


I understand your point, dear, but I am not ignorant, nor do I even trust my government.


I believe that the government knew about 9/11, probably initiated AIDs, and other things as well. I'm not ignorant at all; history is what I love and I know my own and I know my present as well.


I'm sorry you have a poor image of us, I like you guys a lot.
Reply:Thank you, Stevie. Report It

Reply:Good Ideal!! I'm an american and I have to agree that the people in my country do act stupid, poor guy your probably goning to get alot of nasty replies
Reply:Why do you hate Americans and their Media so much? Just because you see that stuff on tv doesn't mean we ALL believe it. And we, or should i say I DONT believe anything my government tells me. They are dirty rotten liars that did nothing to prevent 3000 deaths six years ago this september. Let alone those killed for no reason at all in the Middle East.





And as for the white powder stuff, most people do NOT have that in their homes, or even have a big enough bakc yard for it



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